Okay. . It makes sense, though. So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkners 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. Or maybe you're just skimming. You don't belong here. Or, at the very least, not label it as "pure". dont you know that you only need be afraid of fear and never anything here and certainly not a post that acts like a ghost? Were also on Pinterest, Tumblr, and Flipboard. Word Counter - Word Count Tool (Upload 50+ Files at once) - Pre Post SEO but they did not give the award because i was a kid :C, @arkin It is supposedly the worlds longest published novel in English at 2.5 million words. After all, I'm talking to you, aren't I? My mom did it to her because it was free. So he kept her out of the Matrix, and she saw the problem, and entered the Matrix to fix it. Thank you Squirell. I love owls. Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. Okay, maybe it was the ranch dressing instead of the special, fresh buffalo wings. You'd have to find the end, of course. I fought with vegitables, covered myself in bubble wrap, groveled before the Great Banana and dodge skittles and flying doughnuts and rubber chikens. Should you violate the purpose of this site: i.e. For all you know, you could be halucinating my entire site! I have a guest rant/fake commercial written by "Meg" (who is once again banned from accessing the almighty Internet). Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. NOTHING! They started shaking and barked their little heads off. I hate Math. Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! But one of my classes is work, and two others are horrible year-round classes. I know where you are right now! Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. c)I have an extremly irrational fear of that. AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. Today's rant is a panic rant. Okay. The Book-Length Sentence - Essay - The New York Times Our mind's cannot conceive of the vastness of infinity. Any miniute now. It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! This sentence is the longest. Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show. I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. But then I listened to some of the new music I put on my site and mellowed out. MOOSE! I asked her what the golden rule of christianity was. What a crazy idea. And I congratulate any reader who has gotten this far. Even the air is conspiring to squish me! It also shows the total number of sentences in a text file. The magic eight-ball glows with knowledge! It makes you think of Name-Brand vs. Generic cereal brands. There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. There ARE aliens. She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. Well, at least she knows that slaves were involved in the war. Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. When I win 500np on a normal game, I move to the 500 point. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? I sincerely appologize if anyone is offended by my view of memorization. Perhaps their just trying to be nice. How can I survive without the sticky goodness? Megan has hair. It's not like I have anything better to do. You say I'm really just talking to myself? Especially the part about the biscuits and cheese. Of course, you also end life by sneezing, eating, sleeping, and watching T.V. I tried to explain. Don't Ignore Sites? HA-HA! This seemed slightly unpracticle, so we ended up not taking that 337 mile detour. Hmmmmintersting. You seeknowledge is good. the longest thing that I have ever wrote was a 600 word paragraph and I just wrote that. And once again suprised. There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. Pure means, well, no extra stuff. After graduating with a BA in Fashion and Textile Design in 2013, Emma decided to combine her love of art with her passion for writing. That's why I like fast-food salt. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. Okay. Code: 888 of The Flaming Chickens Handbook states that The Patron Saint of Paperclips (still me) is always right. Because I do. "Purified" water. Out loud. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. That's talent. Since all that nifty air isn't pressin' on you, your guts and stuff are free to go wherever they want, and the EVIL little things decide to roam around. Now, I'm sure you've at least heard of subliminal messages , right? But studying the way that Faulkner wrote when he turned to the subjects he knew best provides an object lesson on how powerful a literary resource intimacy can be. Right? I think. He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! In the beginning of the movie, Neo is having dreams about Trinity's death. I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. I'm back! With our patented "spray". And the preceding generations became brain-washed (possibly through subliminal messages in sun-tan lotion commercials) to believe tans were expected. It was fun. But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. I even came up with a mathematical explanation for why gambling is fun (while I was eating a hyper-speed dinner, thinking nothing of getting back to the slot machine). Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. The Official FLaming-Chickens Handbook already confirms that fact! Whole families would gather around their front door, in breathless anticipation while they attempted to barracade me out. Am I enjoying asking retorical questions? Now I'm back again. You exploud. 12083 is a mid length novelette. Does it even matter? is it the word be found in the 17th, and 18th letters? You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. So it doesn't matter. You have to admit its sheer coolness. That's the point you're trying to get across? This means that we only have a very short while to prepare. Untill such time that I have more. According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! Yep. I'm back. Why can't I have more readers?! My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. The last day, we were deciding where to eat. In anycase, this was particularly funny because Tonileigh is one of my "normaler" friends. I'm back. The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm contains the longest known sentence in the English language. I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. I was almost completly covered in (fake) bloodit was sticky toward the end. Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. Ooooothats a great idea! There was a sample essay online. If they're anything like my sister, I'm movin' to Canada. Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. I'll rant and rave and ramble about the EVILS of sunlight. Anyway, moving on! That's just how many times you have to click before you can leave. If you make a purchase, My Modern Met may earn an affiliate commission. Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. WAIDAMINIT!! You're still here. I need to find a topic. from graduation. It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. And still frustrated. There are now longer sentences in . HOLY WAX! It was inspired, in part, by my sheer and utter boredom. How discouraging. e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. She's evil. Would it be called DIS? Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? *cough*She's winning*cough* But that's just because I have so much to do to mantain and update this site, I rarely get a chance to just sit here and type. Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. Enjoy! Now I have a purpose in life! They're basically begging on the street. Then it must diepainfully. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. It didn't. YOU'RE ALL ZOMBIE THIGH-FAT PEOPLE BROUGHT INTO ANIMATION BY SOME EVIL FORCE OF FORCEFUL EVIL!!! MOstly donut cake. I have an extra-special rant for you all today, to celebrate the new domain name! I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. Despite its inclusion in the dictionary, it's generally considered superfluous, having been coined simply to claim the title of the longest English word. Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. What a good idea! In otherwords, she's a small yappy dog who is big for her breed. If you don't like it, start your own longest text ever. I could be playing neopets, but ever since my bad experience with Treasure Planet, I don't feel like it. And ever loony in America decided that it was a conspiracy. Wellany wayseeya! Haha, oops. The movie ends with him in a coma. By Ben Lee. The 2.4 million words sentence is published in four volumes of Nigel Tomm's novel 'The Blah Story' (i.e., volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19). I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. Don't worry, I'll go to bed soon. Wellseeya! After complaining how hungry she was, and about the poor quality of the resteraunt, she walked out of the resteraunt, instructing the rest of us to "enjoy our meals". I bet you wanna go eat some Ketchup covered Dum-B Gon right now, while watching "reality" TV. I mean, I KNOW people are coming hereI have proof! ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! She HATES and FEARS it. This is one of the weirdest sites: or your money back! Speaking of food, what's up with pie? Very difficult equation Math Forum . The possibilities are literally endless. These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. TAB members got pizzalots of pizzaand candy. She goes crazy if someone holds it, 'cause it's getting attention and not her. Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. I repeat, lock all you doors and windows, this is it. The moon has one-sixth of Earth's gravity. How did you ever guess? But without the bad sound track. I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. Far away. You would be correct in your suspiciousnessfor Mooses arch-enemy is*dramatic drumroll*a small, white, feather. It's a word. Sowhen the oracle said that the choice had already been made, she was completely correct. My mother visited relatives. It's like this. When William Faulkner Set the World Record for Writing the Longest That's funny!!!! I'm back. The sleeping person will gradually get used to it (and incorporate it into their dreams). I'm back again! She likes sniffing potentially dangerous stuff, like electrical sockets. while others are thinking "Who's John F. When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. I've just gotten an idea for some more, original, fortunesI gotta go! If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. I SEE YOUR GAME! | 12.46 KB, JSON | But untill that day, the concept of the smoke detector is useless. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Image by Carl Van Vechten, via Wikimedia Commons. This has been bothering me for a while. With a specific number of words. become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. It's time to warn you, the viewererreaderabout the evils of various stuff. Then I do my homework. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). In Math, one teeny, tiny little mistake will make you get the entire thing wrong. It'd be cool. I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. They couldn't stop laughing. One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller. Okayon to: #2 You can get out of practically anything by saying: a)It's against my religion b)I'm allergic to that. But, if it had remained that way, I would have had no impetus to continue my pointlessly insane ranting. Here goes. And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. (and redundancy!) (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. This naturally alarmed the HECK out of me! A la recherche du temps perdu by Marcel Proust., I got a sentence that was 5639 words long, i just looked it up so can can copy and paste it on my school chat for fun not to read, I just wanted to say, i really like cheese, andi thinki think my teacher is mad at me sry waitshes mad because i was asking my other teacher questions about work online hmmm.my teacher sure is a ##### ass feminist, i just wrote a sentence with 1,289 words so ha. I'm not sure how I CAN be brief since I have absolutly nothing to say. UnfortunantlyI must leavebefore the confusion spreads and I do something stupidlike revealing my one weakness before youTHAT'S IT! We have ZIM, neopets, music, and much, much, more. Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". Why am I writing? Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. Chomp" And he bites it. Number Seven: I could drive people crazy. The Longest Sentence Contains the Longest Word - PRWeb William Faulkner was featured in 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for this 1,288-word sentence from Absalom, Absalom! Behind the Scenes: How the British Library Digitizes One of the Worlds Biggest Books, View Leonardo Da Vincis Notebooks Online and Go Inside the Mind of a Genius, Library Places 1,600+ Occult Books Online With Help From The Da Vinci Code Author, 20+ Creative Gifts for People Who Love to Read. Although I acted like an idiot. And you, the potentially non-existant reader gets a once in a lifetime chance to hear me rant and rave about my Horrible, Horrible Family Vacation. Though the record has been broken, Faulkner's legacy lives on. But you'd never prove it was infinite. Instead they appear to be a nuclear armagedon in the form of a fifth grader. The number of licks, I mean. She tracks the feather smell all over the house, and goes crazy whenever I take it out of my pocket. BYE!!! I repeat, there is nothing to worry about. This resourceful young vanguard of fasion decided to cover her extreme embarassment by acting like she meant to horribly damage herself. Now, Moose has seen many feathers, birds even. consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. Okay, better leave. I can't think of anything!? I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal. I suppose that is the bane of all authors. I've heard of poems and stuff written by people who were high, insane or paranoid. Faulkners intimacy is not earnestness, it is the uncanny feeling of a raw encounter with a nerve center lighting up with information, all of it seemingly critically important. Not only did we get world class cuisine (under-cooked hotdogs and over-cooked hamburgers), my little sister (age 10) got taught pool by someone I strongly supect is an ex-convict! I suppose I could let someone else have the glory. Today's lesson is: subliminal messages . In this article, the reply They expand your mind, making you think about all the things they could do. Next to the Really Big Button, of course. I've been a paranoid, conspiracy seeking mood lately and the newest threat to my sanity is: smoke detectors! I'm back. I'm a genius. TWO MILES? I was looking forward to having A elective, while everyone else was enjoying three or fouror even more. Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. I confirmed that the Union was Northern and Free, and that the Confederacy was Southern and Slave. Or what if you took big ol' slobbery licks? WHAT!? Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. I better go. You don't know either? Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's right, I wanna sleep. | 13.63 KB, JSON | He looked me upvia yahoo's search engine using flaming-chicken as the keyword. How did you do that. You must be caught in a time warp. HmmI seem to be jumping from one subject to another more frequently. I'm tired. When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. *sniffle* I feel so sorry for you! Or have I been doing that too much lately? they liked landing on me. Somy lack of a car and driving skills force me to use the bus, which comes for me 45 minutes before my school even starts. I'm back. Once upon a terribly dreadful time, there was a small cat-licking bird that lived on a lane by my house whose name was Charles just like every other soul, male or female, that lived on my smelly, stinky, orange, old, rotten, messy, busted cul-de-sac between . You expect far to much of the inanimate world. And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. But for now I can only dream of that. THe cake was good. On almost all the "purified" water bottles I've ever seen it has the following mesage: "Purified through reverse osmosis. Or possibly rightthat would be scary. *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. Ooooo! I love my calculator, though. Otherwise, why on earth (beta, krpto, zkdjf, Planet X, whatever) would you be here?

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