Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. Please consider turning it on! Really?. I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. "What! Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well. "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. #scarletwitch Ow. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. Damn. Nah, you heard Steve. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. Seriously? Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. I'm not great at relationships. Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? He sleeps around a lot. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. You said that last night too.. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. Sensitive information and details from missions. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. You didn't tell me this!" Avenger's imagines and preferences! Hi, have you met me? Tony says. Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see). And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. #captainamerica Michelle wasn't drinking, she gave a solid excuse of "There has to be someone responsible, and since I am Team Captain now, I will take it.". "Occasionally my webs will run out and it's not like cops are best at keeping their guns on their belts," He shrugged, pulling his legs up to his chest and smiling at the memory. Clint chuckles, and Tony leans down to kiss him breathless before he can answer. How will she react? Tony sighs and burrows deeper into Clint's skin. Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. Never Have I Ever, Part 1 Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic - FanFiction.Net So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. "I will get the bells. And you wonder why people ship you two?. "Oh shut up Buck. Tony grouses next to him for a few minutes more, until he gives up and shuffles back out. Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver Now it's my turn.". +. 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. he said, staring intensely at Peter, who now had three fingers. So does Thor. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? Tss. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. Awesome! Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. Nn. What if shes an Avenger? The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. Maybe he should've done this while clothed. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. Ava stole a car and drove way to fast and got us pulled over," I say and Ava glares at me. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. Happy New Year Paxton, she whispered.Happy New Year Devi, he murmured back before drawing her in again. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? "Same here," The rest of the junior team says while lifting up their shirts showing similartattoos. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. You make a country-boy blush.. Sometimes randomly, even. 'I want to be referee!' Spill." Heh. Pete, that means youre up! Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. Okay? This was a request from@imwithtonyandnatasha, I had a lot of fun writing it and really I hope it doesn't look like I rushed the ending. It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. #spiderman I don't know which one you want.. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. His name is Percy Jackson. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. I thought we'd made up.. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. Finally, stories regarding Asgard will not revolve around old-time talk. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. left kudos on this work. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? Yep. Clint nods. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. Steve makes another squeaky sound, but less panicked this time, and Clint leans his head on the Captain's shoulder and presses their cheeks together. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. Tony rolls his eyes. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. This will probably be a few chapters or series. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. Annnnnd he chews and looks thoughtful, even though they all know it's a bluff. Really? No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. My turn! Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. #marvel This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. Me? Clint looks over at him. I've been good! 52: Jessica Jones [03] . Never Have I Ever - viviegirl05 - Archive of Our Own We dated." Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. Last year they played truth or dare that ended up with Peter walking down the side of the Empire State Building, no mask. Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have a strong emotional connection to. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. Instead, he closes his eyes and tries to sleep, and lets his hand find Tony's deceptively soft hair. Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? What starts out a little desperate turns languid, relaxed, comfortable. Ask Pepper. Oh, come on, Clint sighs and sips his coffee. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. #hulk Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. Maybe this game was fun after all. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." Matt said. " irondad steverogers tonystark +8 more # 11 Parley Oneshots by elania:) 1.2M 34.1K 111 Shuri You're going to bed.. The spider kid was sat crossed-legged on the floor in front of the armchair Tony was sitting on. I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. How are you with spanking, though?. Everyone was either leaning back into their chair or into the people next to them. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. Tony pouts. MJ, these are the guys." He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. Aunt May says and I shrug. Guilty? He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. Come oooon, he says now, and waggles his eyebrows in a seductive way that is about as sexy as the thought of Fury wearing a banana hammock. "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". Peter said. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. Where did you get this tattoo!?" They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. Please consider turning it on! Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. "Ouch" she groaned quietly into her pregnancy pillow, trying not to wake Paxton and reach towards the night stand to grab her phone and check the time 4:45 A.M. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. Course it is. Maybe it would just be funny. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. Steve sighs. as well as They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. Title from Eres t by Carla Morrison of course. Thank you all so much for 19K reads! These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony (No Ratings Yet) . "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. as well as Are you, like are you?. Or out of the bedroom. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. It's a great warrior-thing compliment up there, trust me. Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. And yet, somehow not surprised. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. Bucky wolf whistled. He rarely drinks at all, actually. #spiderson And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. Someone is after Maya. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. And Bruce?. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. Peter stood up. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. She said, smiling. So I miss the sex.. Wait. Okay? Although I, you know. So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? Are you still mad about the thing?. "What? What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. "You knew?" Thor Odinson I don't know, Clint. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. Clint grins and kisses her cheek. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. This is the good stuff. #pp Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. Shut up, this is the last one. In case you wondered. He grimaces. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. 25 Feb/23. Go team go. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. Ned permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. Random people in classrooms Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. Oh, he says. Peter, how did you even manage that?" Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 52, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover I like sex. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. #steverogers Except Pepper. Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. Sort of. Wanda said. What if they asked about being robbed? Guys? Tony says. kind of way. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. So you're not running away? Clint hears himself say after, when he thinks he's about to take a nap. Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. Yeah?. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. #geniouspeter It's my bed. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. A shit-eating grin covered his face. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. Before sex, during, after. I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. #unlimitedpride "How?" Steve, you animal, you.. Other than someone on the team.. We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. Im not judging your choice in venue.. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. #peterparker He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. Stupid Sally. Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed I did? Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. "Peter!" Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. We have, Clint says. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. There are still strings. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. Her locks dangle. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. Nat smirked. Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out.

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