Sererna: Well, I don't think we can top this one. 15. Author: Matt Fox. [INT CAB - Dan hugs Jenny, then looks at Serena who smiles at him, Serena turns and looks out of the side window]. Thats right: Debutante season. While it might take a lot more work and time before they can finally be together, Blair seems to know the meaning of love and that finding that one person is what matters. When fans debate Blair and Chuck's Gossip Girl romance, it's important that Blair tells Chuck that she wants to stand on her own and get to know herself or she will never be ready for a real relationshipwith him. The play can be done with two actors (see below) or 3w and 2m. When Serena is afraid to tell the truth about what happened before she left the Upper East Side, her friends let her know that they'll be there for her no matter what. Wearing his trademark scarf. Im tired of being the bearer of bad grudges. As much as a BFF can make you go WTF, theres no denying wed be a little less rich without them. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'. She was the only person who spoke to me. See for yourselves. EMERGENCY. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Spotted: At the steps of the Met, an S and B power struggle. We hear its best served cold. More Secrets. Dan Yeah, I may have slightly overbudgeted it for travel time. The characters of Serena van der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf, Dan Humphrey, Chuck Bass, and Nate Archibald always came out on top regardless of who they were facing off against. Hey Upper East Siders. Blair Well, you missed some classic Eleanor Waldorf melt-downs. Washed up band, crappy so-called 'art gallery'. Blair: I meant what I said on the phone. So my dad left her for another man. 9. Dont believe me? Look for her. But preparing for a ball is an event in itself. Rufus Luckily, staple guns are old-school. So smoke up and seal the deal with Blair 'cause you're also entitled to tab that ass. I saw the invitation on the nightstand. Its false advertising. Performing Acting Monologues can be nerve wracking. You may have won over B for now but we still think you're hiding something. Is that you? Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Spotted: Serena making an heroic exit from B's party. You don't give up just because things are hard. RELATED: Gossip Girl: The 10 Best Characters Introduced After Season 1. When you are ready to print, please highlight, copy, and paste into a document. Gossip Girl: But some gifts are for keeps. Thing With The Teeth Around My Thigh, Like Silas. Do you know how it felt, calling your house when you didn't show up at school and having your mom say: Serena didn't tell you that she moved to Connetticut? What time does the limo come? Always works for your mother. Gossip Girl: Spotted at The Palace Hotel: S and B having a heart-to-heart. Don't ever say we don't like to have fun . For what it's worth, you're my Queen. Dan What? Gossip Girl: You didn't hear it from us, but in every girl's life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is. We have many monologues for girls on Actorama but here we have found the very best monologues for girls from various media such as movies, plays, television or stand-alone monologues. Quotes from Gossip Girl. The show goes out of its way to send the message that bloodmeans little in the grand scheme of things, and the best families are the ones who are chosen, rather than those whoare forced together out of obligation. Blair Really? Dan Hey dad, listen, uhm, I got to run. Serena No, it's ok. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena making a heroic exit from Bs party. [Chuck, a friend of Nate's is sitting on the couch with Isabel and Katy]. I was this shy sweet girl who talked to the people I knew. Keep that in mind. Serena So, you're actually hiding him. Reviewers weren't exaggerating when they calledGossip Girl"scandalous." Listen, this is all coming out to be wrong. But it could only last for so long. Nate: No, I think I heard your mom say she's here. And just as suddenly she's back. Sasha used to be good friends with Miss Popularity at her school. Blair said she wasn't invited she is wasted she is so brave [Isabel and Katy both get new text messages]. At some point in her life, Melanie went off track and ever since she's been trying to find her true calling. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders. I'm so happy to see you. Rachel Barbara Berry (born December 18th, 1994-from Dream On) is the captain and the self-proclaimed star of New Directions. Dan So this this is a date? However,their loyalty runs deep and thefriends always stick by each other's side. Gossip Girl: As per Gossip Girls Thanksgiving tradition, Im trading my laptop for Stovetop. 13. Meagan is confused as to why men play games when it comes to making the first phone call. A KLINGON IN LOVE: Arlen is just your average klingon at a Star Trek Convention and he . [INT OSTROFF CENTER - ERIK'S ROOM - Serena walks in]. Imposing. Nate will wait. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Why'd she leave? That's one of the reasons I fell for her in the first place. Lily What do I want, baby? Lily What do you mean? Gossip Girl : Speak of the Devil and he doth appear. Monologue 11-14-07. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Jenny in a red dress with the red hands to match. [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena and Nate make out heavily, undressing each other, Chuck watches from the balcony]. Rachel has worked with several media outlets and written television reviews featured on Rotten Tomatoes. And if we know Chuck, hes not one to let things lie. let me see how it looks! Serena The Palace, 8 o'clock. Show your power in this mini monologue where Jasmine stands . [Nate passes Serena without looking at her, Serena turns around and stares at Blair], [EXT ROOF TOP - Chuck tries to kiss Jenny against her will], [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Serena finds Dan]. Didnt anyone teach you, Little J? [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena is dancing on the bar, holding a bottle of champagne, Nate tries to stop her]. [Blair hands Jenny one of the invitations] Jenny Thanks. Serena is mortified and heartbroken that Dan Humphrey has written mean thingsabout her in his novelInside. Dan Honestly, I don't really have a problem with your appearance. Choephori Or The Libation Bearers. Get out! Jenny: It's Juliet. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. Comedic monologues from plays for auditions and acting practice. It looks like the battle between the Queen B and Little J has moved from the streets to the blogs. I need your help. Gossip Girl: Everyone knows you cant choose your family but you can choose your friends. And when it comes to college, that means the Ivys. Jenny Well, you know, she is actually nice. "Bunny Is A Rider" - Caroline Polachek. Paparazzi snapped pics of Jordan Alexander, Savannah Lee Smith, Zin Moreno, Whitney Peak, Emily Alyn Lynd . Nate Actually, we got into a pretty big fight. Serena Morning, mom. Beautiful Day (drama) 1-2 Minutes. Uhm, look, when Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper they didn't accuse him of having a foot-fetish. GG: Spotted skating at Wollman Rink: the Blair Capades. Blair I'd love to but I'm doing something with Nate tonight. Someone pour that man a drink. Chuck: Hey, you're life is over, slut! Aya Tsintziras is a Senior Writer at Screen Rant who enjoys writing about TV and movies. "Brothers and sisters, resist the Devil and he will flee from you. Blair: Thanks, mom. With Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, Penn Badgley, Chace Crawford. Dan: So much for Zen Jenny Humphrey. Cant believe the love of his life has returned. You know my mom: If it's not broke, break it. Maybe push it back every so often so I don't have the heavy weight in my heart. GG: If I were you, S., Id be worried. AN ANGEL OF FORCED LOVE: Brian makes his case for how he thinks he can learn to love his girlfriend. Theyre made. GG: None of the above. Serena: There you are. - monologue of the insecure . With everything from trundle beds to truffles in place, all thats missing is sleepover star and Waldorf BFF, Serena van der Woodsen. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. Whos hungry? And that is why I am standing here, in the Devil's own city, on the Devil's own street, prepared to do battle with the forces of evil. Gone with the Will. That's one secret I'll never tell. Gossip Girl Monologue Quotes & Sayings. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Blair Waldorf alone at Butter. You gonna eat that? Serena: True, we talk about it in the cab. Clock's ticking. Chuck: The airport. In the pilot episode, Blairand Serena see each other again after a long time when Serena comes back home after boarding school. When parents have sacrificed for their childrens futures, what kid would want to let them down? Where the only thing bazaar are the donated items for sale. [Dan punches Chuck in the face, Chuck's nose is bleeding], Sererna: Let's go. Blair Saturday. And I would be, like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?". 10. And Who Is The Man Upstairs To Discriminate? Visting hours are over. GG: The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan? Truth is, I never went to bed. Jenny Yeah, but mom's gone and dad's allergic to department stores. Status report people. Blair smartly says that an Ivy League school wouldn't accept two students from the same school, showing that she understands how things work, even if it seems unfair. Including outstanding monologues for teens, teen actors, teen characters, teen roles, and teenagers interested in plays, auditions, and the performing arts. I'm Dan Humphrey. Gossip Girl : Couture and canape are just another Saturday night until you add a mask. Set: Simple sets - a podium, a child's bed, a table and chair. And not this week. More Scandals. Chuck I love this town. Dan Wait wait a second, is that why you needed me? Dan: Ill tell you whats going on. It's been good for her. I just think it might be good for us to take a break, you know. Blair and Serena had to lean on each other and find the comfort they couldn't get from their real families. When they ended up in a fight and stopped talking, it was obvious how much they missed each other. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Spotted: Lonely Boy can't believe the love of his life has returned. Dan Serena, I'd like you to meet Rufus Humphrey. [EXT NEW YORK - Serena and Dan are walking down the street towards the back entrance of a club, the band is unloading their equipment]. XOXO. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Jenny Humphrey wading in the Met fountain, fishing for change. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'. I don't read 'Gossip Girl'. More Schemes. Or for worse. Season One is the first season of Gossip Girl, the American teen drama based upon the book series written by Cecily von Ziegesar. I looked all over the dining hall for you. Howie You want my advice? But the first day of 6th grade changed us both. I just wanted to come by and say hi. But the oneaspectthat stood out above the others, is that true friends can get through anything. Gossip Girl: They say a leopard cant change his spots. Nurse: Young lady, you can't be here. Blair gets nailed by some yogurt Who said you need a silver spoon to dole out just desserts. While this quote was in reference to Dan and Blair's relationship, it can be applied to all of the found family dynamics inGossip Girl. Gossip Girl: And for a scandal to really blow up, all it needs is an unexpected turn. But dry your eyes. Even if they were angry at one another, or tried to walk away for their own good, the bonds that they formed made it impossible to give up on them completely. Blair knows that being a good friend means being genuine and telling the truth. Rufus Lily! She lives in Toronto with her husband and has a special interest in teen dramas, reality TV, and horror movies. Dan What? If there's one thing the characters inGossip Girlnever do, it's judge each other for their past. Do not sell or share my personal information. Until next time. Or maybe Ill just try to not drink and keep my clothes on and try. Serena: Yeah, I just I don't feel well. Don't forget: I know everything! Concierge Well, he claims he found your cell phone. Ages of the actors: Teens up to to fifties, depending on the monologue. They should be framed or something. Wanna come? She's always been a free spirit. Sarah Brown from "Guys and Dolls" - The Devil. In a 2012 interview with HuffPost, "Gossip Girl" costume designer Eric Daman shared the inspirations behind both Serena and Blair's wardrobes. Everyone's going. You know, maybe USC, UCLA? If you don't want to do anything that's cool. Since until 12 hours ago everyone thought you were at boarding school. To call the series "woke" feels reductive. Blair: Course I did. Gossip Girl: Then there are those boxes you wish you had never opened. More accurately, new Gossip Girl is a show that . But I've realised. Permalink: You can't make people . I uhm, actually already had plans. "Fanny" is a monologue for a female actress from the scene "Gossip" (low cost PDF of scene) in the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" (low cost PDF of full play) by D. M. Larson (ISBN-13: 978-1482739626) When you purchase a PDF, you may make as many photocopies as needed (but please do NOT repost the text online in any way). Jenny It's called the 'Kiss On The Lips' party. Eleanor: I'll set a place for you at the table next to Blair. Nate: Well is something actually wrong or is this just a ploy to get us both here? Jenny One of the girls in my art class saw my calligraphy and she said that if I addressed all the invitations that I got one. From Gossip Girl's true identity and Dan's story in The New Yorker to Chuck Bass owning a bar at age 18, Gossip Girl loved to tease us with absurd plots. How was your weekend? And who am I? Rachel Berry Monologue. Looks like you got a lot of yoghurt left. Uploaded by Shahirrah Shaziman . [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck leads Jenny upstairs]. Princess Has Recently Found Herself Desperately In Need Of A Little. But our moneys on Brooklyn for the win. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Blair has some mean quotes on Gossip Girl, whether she's got a comeback ready or is insulting someone. Or is it all just part of the act? On March 16, 2022, the cast was spotted filming in New York City. Dan Sorry, nothing, nothing. Uhm, what do you want to talk about? [EXT NEW YORK - Several people are standing in the streets, looking at the newest 'Gossip Girl' entry on their cell phones]. Looks like our resident moral compass isnt such a straight arrow after all. The mask even moves when you talk. Move! Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'? He left money for dinner, so I was thinking Indian. The truth is, almost nobody wants to experience real nature. [Dan's cell phone rings, he takes a look at the new text message: Jenny (Mobile), Sep 25, 2007, 9:15:05 PM, HELP. Gossip Girl: They say love conquers all. Amy Adams 'Junebug'. Erik, hi. The characters all should have ended up in jail much moreoften than they actually did, and some of their actionswould be unforgivable in today's world. That's that's for chicks. XOXO. And I'm pretty sure she thought I was someone else. Ten percent of me is glad I was right." Serena is mortified and heartbroken that Dan Humphrey has written mean things about her in his novel Inside. Nate Yes, I do. Serena I didn't come back for you. [Nate, his father, Howie, and another guest are standing together]. You may have won over B for now but we still think youre hiding something. Serena said hi to you at her 9th grade birthday party and you've never forgotten it. 12. Chuck Well, what about a grilled cheese with truffel oil? Rachel is considered to be unpopular with most of the other students because she comes across as being self . I'll see you at school tomorrow. It's clear that both characters have behaved badly and hurt each other. Sadly for Linda, she has never . 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