I'm gonna rip you in half now. Deadpool 2 adds several big guns to Fox's X-Men cinematic universe. 20th Century Fox. That's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever, but you should never meet your heroes, because honestly, he's a bit of a dick! You shut your goddamn trash mouth! Oh, thats the sun. I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me. No, my family's safe. - The Juggernaut. Deadpool: Wade Wilson: : I never shouldve left you there. Which literally translates to: I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker. It's weird I only ever see two of you. Come on, we'll do it together. [looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him]. When she randomly jumps onto a moving vehicle, she's able to land directly in the passenger's seat. : The X-Men character is a deadly assassin with impossibly good luck. Deadpool: : Cable: Heres a spoiler alert. Superhero landing comin' up. But in this film, well, youre looking at it. : Domino (Neena Thurman) is a character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics.The character is best known as a member of the mutant team X-Force.Created by writer Fabian Nicieza [citation needed] and artist/co-writer Rob Liefeld, Domino made her first full cover story appearance in X-Force #8 (March 1992) as an original member of the Wild Pack team led by the mutant Cable. You did this for me? This character is the ultimate dad figure in a movie that interrogates fatherhood. Retrieved on 2 May 2018. F***! Deadpool: And you, Cable. Yes, it is. I was a soldier. He was a bit of a prick. Just stand down! Deadpool: [to Russell] Look. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. It's me! [suddenly Weapon XI is shot in the head by the current time traveling Deadpool] Deadpool: Hey! : Don't scratch! Makes you want to hurt others. Any powers you wanna tell us about? Deadpool: Deadpool Label everything in the refrigerator! Deadpool: Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Hey, it's me! Okay? That piece of shit, he deserves to die for what he did to you. They got the legs out and said "You know what? To understand why I took a cat-nap on one twelve hundred gallons of high-test fuel I need to take you back to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago. Lets flip a coin, okay? I'm gonna go make dessert. Yes, it is. You're X-hausting. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. 'Deadpool 2' Casts 'Atlanta's Zazie Beetz As Domino. : You guys make a super cute couple. Cable: Were not, theres no X-Force!Peter: Alright, well, this has been pretty scary!Deadpool: Go home, Sugarbear. Just cleaning up the timelines! Hes dead.Domino: The whole team?Deadpool: Only the main ones. One, is dubstep still a thing? Domino: Did he just call himself God? 0. Sweetheart, could you speak up? It isnt too late. But worst of all, you broke my heart, Wade. Deadpool: Yeah, but you do. All right. Men! And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. "All of these elderly white men on the walls, I should have brought my rape whistle." Wade Wilson: While we can't actually see Deadpool's head reflected in Juggernauts burnished helmet, this line is a clear call out to the classic cover of Amazing Spider-Man #230 (and many similar concepts to follow). But now, being a hero, it's only a few moments. X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives to keep Josh Brolin employed. I used to have one of those in 1990-never.Cable: [takes Vanessas token] Something to remember you by.Deadpool: Give me that back! Deadpool: Wade Wilson: Wait, you can't go back. Juggernaut: Bad news is the whole team is dead. Deadline. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. "If I have to die, don't let me die while I'm young. Where was I? Cut to close-up of Deadpool smoking. I know it's called a Sea Breeze. What's Juggernaut got that I don't got? God, that's lazy writing. [Deadpool sneaks into a maternity ward and approaches one of the babies]. George Michael was right. The asshole who killed Vanessa got away. Blind Al manages to keep Deadpool going no matter how many new rock bottoms he finds. Ryan Reynolds: [to himself as he finishes reading the Green Lantern script] Welcome to the big leagues, kid. Twentieth Century Fox and Michael Loccisano/Getty Images. : Why, why are the visual effects not done? [upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa] [the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted]. Deadpool F***ed up, insecure, needy, and emotional. Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out. Deadpool quotes are incredibly funny cheeky self aware and even romantic with ryan reynolds deadpool knocking it out of the park. I loved her like an ocean loves water. Deadpool: Justin Bieber. , No, Im going to stick around for a while, make sure the world doesnt s**t itself into oblivion.Deadpool: No, you did it for me.Cable: No, I didnt.Deadpool: You did.Cable: I really didnt.Deadpool: Im pretty sure you did.Cable: No, Im positive I didnt.Deadpool: Fine. Im about to do something terrible. Do you see that beautiful bright light? Best Deadpool 2 Quotes. Lady Luck, take the wheel. Deadpool: [travels back in time before Peter is killed] Peter!Peter: Wooh! Deadpool: Hey! Deadpool: Cable: [Restored to full health after his collar broke off] You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. [gets closer to Cable] "It has always been a dream to see my face reflected in your helmet." He needs you. Unknown. [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck] That is *so* not practical. "Family is not an F-word. Were still good.Domino: F***, you are dumb.Deadpool: Even after all this time, I still cant talk about it. : A good day. And youre absolutely right. Hello, superpower. : You're not a fucking hero. When Deadpool first mentions this line, it's a funny tag in a monologue with much funnier moments. I realize that you're new to this, but relax. [Deadpool blocks the first bullet, then misses the rest]. Just walk away. Besides, I will never, ever let our child be named Todd.Deadpool: But heres the thing, isnt that how it always works? From $1.46. Im going to go make dessert. And that is the most beautiful thing Ive ever heard. At least we still have Bowie. Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. Now Deadpool 2 has arrived and it's packed full of even more jokes, if that were humanly possible. Domino See? Lets go tip to tip. Juggernaut! Its both history teacher and fortune teller. That was really nice of you to say hi, so I'm gonna say hi back. "It's a god damn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch." Don't make me say it. All right, well, this has been pretty scary! : Originally from New York, Harris had . Here's a spoiler alert. Give me a bow and arrow, Im basically Hawkeye. Yukio: You're in the big leagues now, kid! Dopinder: My body is an instrument of death.Deadpool: Not now, Dopinder.Dopinder: I could be of great use.Deadpool: Whats your superpower?Dopinder: Courage.Deadpool: Thats adorable.Weasel: Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the dispenser? Comic book action adventure sequel directed by David Leitch. What, we're no longer accepting applications for X-force, unfortunately. Let me see here. Domino By stevieboi1579. Traffic? Cable: I'd never let anything happen to you, sugar-bear. [cuts down one bullet then gets riddled by more bullets]. He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. Wait, no, STOP! We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. What do you say we go fuck some shit up? : - Domino I'm gonna meet you in the middle and say no. Can I have one of those guns? That is the biggest guy in here. I mean, luck? George Michael was right. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. : Yeesh. Colossus: We have rules. First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for! Um, I just saw the ad. Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. Because I've been inside you. Fu fu Wade Wilson: No. WARNING: Spoilers (and curse words) are included in this article. : "Vanessa: You know I love you, Wade. Heads, you did it for me. So, stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on! There it is. Deadpool 2 displays Domino's ability hilariously. It was at Blind Al house Wade legs was growing and there was domino the taxi guy and weasel and cable.showed up . What in the actual ass? Family was always an F-word to me. It's kinda like if the Beatles were produced by Nickelback. Warning: SPOILERS ahead for Deadpool 2. Terry Crews plays Bedlam, a member of X-Force, in "Deadpool 2." But this version of a team of more edgy X-Men mutants doesn't last long in the movie. Weasel: Probably a guy who can't draw feet! He loves killing kids. Ryan Reynolds stars as Wade Wilson/Deadpool. The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. My job. Yeh. Wade Wilson: Im from the future. Wade, Vanessa is gone. [pulls out a knife] [blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun]. The Juggernaut! We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Cable Wade, whoever they are, we'll track them down, and bring them to justice. They do stick better than tape. All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! huge, steaming ball of foreshadowing. - Blind Al. I'm dropping in. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. And is known for her witty personality. Deadpool I'll take a cranberry-grapefruit vodka. He has the bod, attitude, and lines to form the generic, but likable, dad next door as embodied by his interview for X-Force. Do you see that beautiful bright light? [places his hands on his head while walking in circles], [looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth]. Yes. And promise me, promise me one thing: that you'll start judging people not by the color of the skin but by the content of their character. [just then Vanisher lands in a ball of fire]Deadpool: Nope, no chance. Blind Al: Seriously, I don't get it! I'm gonna stop you right there cause I'm not gonna make it to two. Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. . Deadpool: As a former X-ManBedlam: Trainee.Deadpool: Thank you, Bedlam. Peter.Deadpool: [referring to a headshot of Peter, who looks a lot different in person] Am I getting catfished here, or any powers you want to tell us about, anyPeter: No. Isn't that how it always works? According to the Kbler-Ross model, denial is just one of the five stages of grief. I f***ing did this. Domino This is so much tougher than I thought. According to the Buck: I see what you did there. I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you. Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the DISPENSER? Bring it in. Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad.". [to the camera] Fuck your rules! Buck: I can't see him. : - Domino. Some kind of soldier? [fighting the Juggernaut] I was born into war, bred into it. Yeah, but you're, you know, Marvel licensed by Fox. Vanessa: [as Deadpool is unconcious and sees Vanessa] Kiss me like you miss me, Red.Deadpool: Well, come here. "Ashes" by Cline Dion. Unknown. : Deadpool: You know what we need to do? [after being ripped in half by Juggernaut and failed to dissuade Russell from abandoning his mission] Powes, fight scenes and quotes of Neena Thurman/Domino portrayed by Zazie Beetz on Deadpool 2 (2018). The day of reckoning is here! From $1.35. You've been chosen by a higher power. Deadpool was an action-packed movie but star Josh Brolin has now revealed that we can expect to see even more action in the highly anticipated sequel which will throw both Cable and Domino into . I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs Wade Wilson: This funny line from the trailers still managed to deliver laughs when repeated again in theaters. No more speaking lines for you. Baby's crib is labeled 'A. Wade Wilson: Wade Wilson: You used the last of your fuel. Any power you wanna tell us about? Yeah. APARTMENT. The cast includes: Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, Josh Brolin as Cable, T.J. Miller as Weasel, Jack Kesy as Black Tom, Zazie Beetz as Domino, and Brianna Hildebrand as Negasonic Teenage Warhead. [she turns and leaves]Deadpool: Shes great. - Deadpool: Not now, Dopinder.". Yeah, you got them all. Weasel: I dont mean right now.Juggernaut: [grabs Deadpool by the neck and pulls him off the ground] Im going to rip you in half now.Deadpool: That is such a Juggernaut thing to say. Deadpool Here is a complete breakdown of every alternate, deleted, or extended scene that's in the Deadpool 2 Super Duper Cut, along with the timestamps so that viewers watching the extended version can make note of all the differences.. 3:30 - Deadpool jumps through the window and starts counting the bad guys in Spanish. He's going in through the back! I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home." . My name's Peter. Thats just lazy writing. You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? You're still using my Velcro labels. I don't do it on" then weasel was like FUCk can someone tell me what does it mean and why weasel cursed Spoiler alert. Whatever. Settle down, Captain Lucky, it's not gonna be one number. Yeah. Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. Wolverine: Now, if youll excuse me, Ive got tumors to grow. "Produced by Did You Really Just Kill Her? Juggernaut: "Weasel: Wade, you look hideous. OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! Ive been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting. All rights reserved. And every big family film starts with a vicious murder. Blind Al: It's a metal arm! I cant trust anybody! Domino [Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing] God, it smells like Hitler's anus, which which would make sense, wouldn't it? What about your girl and your wife? Deadpool: I realize that you're new to this, but relax. [Weapon XI appears in front of Wolverine]. That came out wrong. For quotes from the Deadpool comic books, see here. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up, [Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool]. Deadpool 2 has exceeded the bar set by Deadpool in almost every possible regard, including memorable and hilarious one-liners. You are not your father. Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. My body is an instrument of death. You have a good heart. Vanessa awaits. Peter: That youll start judging people not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.Cable: Jesus. Pelvis to pelvis. Dopinder: Youre my Tom Cruise!Deadpool: And youre my Kristen Dunst! What do you get when you take 8-feet of chrome, one pinch of courage, a cup of good luck, a dab of racism, a splash of diabetes, and a wheelbarrow of stage 4 cancer? : OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! Ha! We're better than him! I'm dying in this one, too. "Domino.". [to Cable] I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring. What about your girl, your wife?Cable: No, my familys safe. Deadpool: I know what you're thinking: "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home." Deadpool Wade Wilson: Directed by David Leitch. Official Sites FUCK! That's such a you thing to say. Go get 'em, tiger! He's an over-the-top meathead who perfectly summarizes himself with this one line as he prepares for a brawl. My pile-of-shit father took off and bailed. Deadpool: [referring to the headmaster] That piece of s**t he deserves to die for what he did to you. I spent ten years in Special Forces! It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. I think I'm in the right place. And three: at what point will the audience say "enough with the robotic arms"? Domino The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. You want to fight for what's right, sometimes you have to fight dirty." Well, in a George W. sort of way. Kids give us a chance of being better than we used to be. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so, donde esta la biblioteca? Why do you think I'm helping him? Deadpool: Cable: Relax. Wade Wilson: The difference is night and day. It also plays to Colossus' earliest comic book appearances, in which he would regularly utter this Russian statement meaning "my god. Peter: Technical Specs, [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck]. - Deadpool. I know; I saw your Instagram." 29. Domino : I should've finished college. Deadpool: I dont know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you.Cable: No.Deadpool: Yes. He hurt you badly. : Deadpool: Deadpool: Stop at 2, ya killed it! We're gonna lose 'em. We all need a sense of belonging. Zazie Beetz as Domino . Deadpool: That's fine. Deadpool: You've been chosen by a higher power. Jesus Christ, Buck! Hi. No, we are most certainly not fucked. It's just hard to picture. Hey, big guy, the sun's getting real low. And like most dicks, he's hard as a rock and causes nothing but problems! That's not a superpower. Domino (Neena Thurman) is a former mercenary turned member of the X-Men and has the ability to manipulate luck as represented by her expert marksmanship. [as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool]. Oh, well that's that's just the most beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is. Weasel [referring to the headmaster, who is trying to escape Russell] Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst. [Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool]. Dopinder: Copyright 2023 | All Rights Reserved | All images are copyright of their respective owners | Stock images by Depositphotos, 'Listen to the pain. There's one out there for you. The writers . : Here's a spoiler alert. Accidental double entendres! He's going in through the back! Shes gone.Blind Al: Sweetheart, can you speak up? Cable Peter You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? [halts trailer] Um, I just saw the ad. I'll never *not* picture that. Deadpool: This Deadpool 2 Character Deserves Their Own Movie. Deadpool: You guys coming with us?Negasonic Teenage Warhead: No, well get the kids back to the mansion. And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! : : And I need to feed my cat! You know, the depth of your heart is extraordinary. Deadpool 2's Super Duper Cut is less of a definitive director's cut and more of an alternate, 15-minute longer version of the movie with a small across-the-board increase in inappropriate sex . Say fuck for me. Who knew these winds would be so strong?Domino: Everyone! Firefist: Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. Wade Wilson: [Introducing Yukio to Wade] Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. ,Altos: I know you're gonna say legs! Kristen? Domino Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? Wow! Here's what the cast of 'Deadpool 2' looks like in real life. Just keep looking." [jumps out of building and lands on knees]. Deadpool Vanessa: : In 2016, Deadpool arrived on the big screen, a non-stop whirlwind of R-rated comedy that had its audiences eagerly awaiting the sequel. Do you want to build a snowman? Deadpool Is that a fanny pack? Deadpool: : "'Let's F*ck Some Shit Up' is my middle name." Deadpool: You're already practicing your little salute, huh? You don't wanna hurt anyone. Then, you know what? It doesn't exist. The difference is night and day. Wade Wilson: Including the one inside your brain, causing anxiety, confusion, pain. Big CGI fight comin' up! Deadpool: : Go home.Peter: Okay. I mean, look at you, you're just straight shirt-cocking it? I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. [chuckling] Try, uh seven? Deadpool: But we cant really live till weve died a little, can we? Deadpool 2 Quotes Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool : You should never meet your heroes because, honestly, he's a bit of a dick! Deadpool: Gender neutral. The good news is, I dont think anyones going to miss Shatterstar. Just cleaning up the timelines! Vanessa: Hey. You can't stop him / Ah-ah-ah-ah / You can't stop this / Motherfucker! 4. Retrieved . We explain how these luck powers actually work. So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device. Deadpool: Deadpool: [to Domino] You're just a kid. So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? [in their cell] We are so fucked! Wade Wilson: Domino You look like a fruit who had sex with a spoiled older fruit. You know what we need to do? Colossus: As one of only two survivors of a government experiment called Project: Armageddon, Neena Thurman gained the ability to manipulate luck and became the mercenary, Domino. Is anybody nervous about the high winds? That came out wrong. [after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter]. I'll tell you why I'm here. Wade Wilson: We all need a genuine sense of home, a place Dopinder: Tell me they got that in slow motion. Zazie Beetz's deadpan delivery of every joke made by Domino makes her the breakout star of Deadpool 2. This line captures Deadpool's approach to being a hero, one that is much more gray, but still manages to make the world a better place. Deadpool Then the hairy m**herf***er ups the ante by dying. A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. It was my fault she died. My body and my hands are so soft. What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Rock, meet Bottom. I loved her. (You can . Where did the rest of the team land?Deadpool: Good news and bad news. ", "It's so dark. I thought it looked fun. From Deadpool trashing X-Mansion in Professor Xavier's . Funny quotes in deadpool 2 date. : I can't hear you with that pity dick in your mouth. Deadpool: [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] Were definitely naming our kid Cher! Deadpool Deadpool: Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy. Deadpool Director David Leitch. Special Forces. However, as plans for Deadpool's debut in Disney's Marvel Cinematic Universe slowly gestate, Zazie Beetz, who co-starred as mercenary Domino in 2018's Deadpool 2, is clearly expressing a . Come on. Deadpool: That's from Robocop! The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. Deadpool: You're right. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man." It's kind of a shame that Deadpool is the film that breaks the X-Men franchise streak of having . [to Negasonic Teenage Warhead] She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable. We need a code. Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say "There's a first time for everything,son." I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.Deadpool: Well. Colossus: Deadpool 2. Woodpecker Gingivitis Cuntpop Do you wanna build a snowman? I don't have one. I use a device to slide through time. Domino : They're headed into the tunnel. I used to have one of those in nineteen-ninety-never. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: It's tough to top the version of the Juggernaut from X-Men: The Last Stand, but Deadpool 2 manages to pull it off. We need a code. Deadpool: Deadpool: Dale! Pick on someone your own size! Deadpool: [Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. Wolverine: Deadpool 2 would be fine as a pure joke fest, but in this moment it becomes a family movie (albeit an atypical one). : Like Beyonc says: please Deadpool: Deadpool GAH!

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